My Colleague Couldn't Be More Correct!

If you know a parent who would hover over his/her child and instruct them to write a "Get Well, Mister that horse who shall no longer be named" card, feel free to berate them out of incredulity.
Now that I'm done writing this post, I'm going to go purchase a bouquet, some horse meat and a Hallmark card so I can get working on my "Get Well" present for Old Yeller and his owners.